Wednesday, June 14, 2006

How to be a Hottie


I was just on a mission trip a week ago and made a startling discovery. I made an observation while I was working on a roof with my missions team. It was about half way through the day and every one had been working really hard; then I was amazed. The Girls all of a sudden were extremely much better looking than I remembered them being in church. The make-up wasn't there, they didn't have cute clothes on or any jewelry to adorn themselves. I don't really understand it, but some how the working, the servant hearts, and the absence of frivolity suddenly made them above average. So girls, if you want a Godly guy that is what you need.

P.S. If you want to get rid of guys get a pocketbook dog, act ditsy, and don't ever do any work or get dirty.